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The Handlebar Club News and Events May 2012

Newest member of the Handlebar Club extended family

We start 'em young! Frederick Turner - click on the picture to enlarge
Fred - Newest member of the Turner Family
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Member Glen Turner has sent us a delightful family photo. He said:

My wife Jane gave birth on Tuesday 28th Feb at about 11pm-ish, after a sudden, unplanned and impromptu home birth, to a baby boy, 6lb 2oz, who we've named Frederick (he was 6 days early)”.

Jane was fantastic and both she and Fred are home and doing fine. I can't claim any midwife credit, Jane deserves all the acclaim. Eliza slept through it all.

Eliza is their first child who attended the AGM in York last year aged about 1.

Steve Parsons

Members Special Limited Offer Expires...

Mr Natty and his Incredibly Natty Shop - Members Discount Offer has Expired
Click the picture to visit the shop

Globe-trotting Handlebar Club Member, pop-up barber extraordinaire and most personable gentleman Matt Raine a.k.a Mr. Natty offers a range of personal hair products "for your hirsute face", of interest to the Moustached-Gentleman-about-Town-and-Country.

Mr Natty has also made a brief instructional video on using Mr Natty's Moustache Twizzle Wax.

Club Member stars in music video

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Dreamin' - Mr Pickle and the Junkshop Quartet

Member Mike “Mr Pickle” Stocks has released a music video for one of his songs on YouTube. Mr Pickle says:

It's a little bit vaudevillian and bizarre, and will hopefully amuse you! The moustache obviously steals the show, followed closely by the monkey puppet musicians and my dog, Gilbert...

Not to be missed! Watch it in Full-screen HD if you can...

From The Forum

“The Very Best”
The Movember charity's 2012 Moustache Calendar

HORSING AROUND: Michael “Atters” Attree in Bathurst Mews near Hyde Park  - click on the picture to enlarge
Michael “Atters” Attree and a four-legged friend in Bathurst Mews Photo: Ricky Chapman

HORSING AROUND: Michael “Atters” Attree, Club member, satirist, writer and performer was photographed in Bathurst Mews near Hyde Park for Ricky Chapman’s “The Very Best”, a 2012 calendar also featuring musician/artist Billy Childish, sporting personalities and other photos of men with moustaches.

Read the article...  ...then get the calendar.
Atters

Another Handlebaby

Like father - like son. Young Jackson is impatient to emulate his dad, club member Mick. Click the picture to enlarge
Like father - like son. Jackson is impatient to emulate his dad, club member Mick

Handlebar Club member Mick and his partner Vikki also delighted Club members, friends and wives at the AGM with their bouncing bundle of joy, young Jackson. We wonder if Jackson and Fred (far left) will be meeting on a First Friday in the Windsor Castle Astro-Pub in 20 years time?

'Arrers Away in August
The Charity Darts Match

The annual charity challenge between the Pipe Club of London and The Handlebar Club
Darts will fly between PCoL and HBC

Alan "Rocky" Rockliffe, member of both The Handlebar Club and of the Pipe Club of London has arranged the Annual Charity Darts Match this year back at Thatcher's Arms, Warley Street, Great Warley, Brentwood, Essex, on Saturday morning of 18th August 2012. The throwing starts around 11:30 - 12.00pm, and as usual there will be a raffle in aid of CDLF, Children's Liver Disease Foundation.

Do you Sarah, take this Handlebar?

Sarah and Paul after the service. Click the picture to see her charming attendants
Sarah and Paul after the service

She did indeed. Sarah and Club member and WBMC 2007 1st-place winner Paul were married in early December. Sarah says:

Paul and I met in 1983 when we were at secondary school together. We have been a couple for six years. We were married at St Mary Magdalen RC Church in Brighton on December 3 and the wedding reception was at the King Alfred Ballroom in Hove. We were evacuated due to a fire alarm, which was fun. All the guests had false moustaches and the wedding cake, made by a friend, featured icing moustaches on it.”
The wedding cake made by a friend featured icing moustaches
Grasp a slice of this!

The Club Christmas Lunch - Jolly Christmassy with turkey and all that

Dear Old Atters with chaming companion Louise
Dear Old Atters (again!) with guest Louise

Dear Old Atters arranged this year’s Christmas lunch at the delightful Shelley’s Hotel in Lewes, East Sussex. He was one of the last to arrive accompanied by the lovely Louise, squeezing into the hotel’s bijou bar, where serious inroads into the Harvey’s bitter, which was in tip-top condition, had already been made.

There was a delightfully varied crowd present this year, and the grub was jolly Christmassy, with turkey and all that. In a thrilling new festive development Steve announced that...

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The Handlebar Club’s Got Talent

Conrad's cameo on Britain's Got Talent
Conrad's cameo on Britain's Got Talent

The Handlebar Club were proudly represented on primetime television programme Britain’s Got Talent recently, when member Conrad Amis featured among a montage of some of Britain’s more colourful constituents. Filmed at Handlebar headquarters the Windsor Castle pub in London, the intrepid chap was grilled with all sorts of questions about Britain, talent and whether Britain’s got talent, until our man began to realise a theme was developing.

The episode was shown on Saturday 14th April (rather inconsiderately in the middle of our AGM dinner on “The Island”) but don’t despair if you missed it as it will be available on ITV Player for UK-based viewers until 13th May. He features from 2 mins 20 but don’t blink or you’ll miss him...

Watch it on ITV Player - but you have to watch all the Ads first!

Club Members: book now for the April AGM on the Isle of Wight

Yelf's Hotel on the Isle of Wight
Yelf's Hotel on the Isle of Wight

The Club's annual AGM weekend is to be held at Yelf’s Hotel, Ryde, Isle of Wight on the weekend of Friday 13th and Saturday 14th of April 2012. Yelf's hotel is one of the oldest original coaching inns on the Isle of Wight, and is within a five minute walk of Ryde Pier Head where the Catamaran from Portsmouth and the Hovercraft from Southsea arrive.

The accommodation rate includes a full English breakfast and there will also be a number of organised tours and events on Saturday. The event booking form for the 2012 AGM weekend can be found in the Members Lounge, and members are asked to make their room and dinner bookings by 28th February.

Book now...

Members lend whiskery support to Mo-growing volunteers - update!

The Handlebar Club Movember Moments
The Handlebar Club Movember Moments

On Thursday 20th October, Steve Parsons and Rod Littlewood attended the official launch of Movember in Shoreditch.

“We were particularly impressed with the Spitfire Bitter bottles sporting special labels with a handlebar - completely in keeping with our own image let alone Movember.”

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Raising the bar for Movember!

Some familiar faces caught by the camera at November/Movember's First Friday.
Familiar Faces at First Friday Photo © Times Newspapers

First Friday in November and some familiar Handlebar Club members were whiskered away from propping up the bar at the Windsor Castle pub in Crawford St., Marylebone, London to pose for the camera of... well, if you're a Times subscriber, you can read the original article here.

Graspable Extremities of 2011

Graspable Extremities of 2011
Graspable Extremities of 2011

Remember Movember 2011? What happened about Harriet's Marathon bid? What about the 13-year-old member? Where in the world were Jonathan, Andy and Tom? Read all about what we did in 2011 here.