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The Handlebar Club News and Events August 2015

HBC Member to circumnavigate the globe

Simon Rosbottom is sailing with the Great Britain team in this eight leg, sixteen race marathon.
Simon Rosbottom is sailing with the Great Britain team in Clipper Round The World,
the eight leg, sixteen race yachting marathon.

Club member Simon Rosbottom will be leaving these shores on Sunday 30 August from London's St. Katharine Docks, competing in the Clipper Round the World Yacht Race. He is sailing with the Great Britain team in this eight leg, sixteen race marathon.

The Great Britain and Northern Ireland Clipper Round the World Team outside No. 10

This must be the first time a Handlebar Club member has raced around the world in a yacht, so we wish him well and look forward to the Club Tie appearing in photo opportunities around the globe over the next 12 months.

Simon's progress can be followed via the link below:

HBC 1-2-3!

Allan, Ryan and James claiming first, second and third places in the two moustache categories
Allan, Ryan and James claimed 1st, 2nd & 3rd places in the two Moustache categories.

The inaugural Devon and Cornwall Beard and Moustache Championships were held on the 1st of August down at the Duke of Cornwall hotel, Plymouth.

Organisers Clair and Mike Wellsbury-Nye did a cracking job in putting together their first event and it was duly supported by HBC members Allan Robinson, Ryan Pike, Mark Salisbury and James Dyer.

The venue was superb as was the general atmosphere with Allan, Ryan and James claiming first, second and third places in the two moustache categories (Mark did not enter the competition although provided vital support).

An excellent competition and everyone hopes that it will be on the calendar again next year.

Wet your Whiskers!

The Handlebar Club are proud to announce our annual outing to the Great British Beer Festival (GBBF), taking place on Thursday 13th August at Kensington Olympia, London. Featuring over 900 British and foreign beers, as well as food, music and beer-related paraphernalia, the festival is a well-established and extremely popular event.

This year, to join us you can either purchase your tickets in advance for £10 each (or £8 for CAMRA members) by going to GBBF Web Site or alternatively queue at the door on the night and pay £12.

Lastly, Thursday is of course officially designated ‘Hat Day’ by the Festival organisers, so I'm sure you'll dress appropriately. Members will be gathering from 6:30pm.

GBBF 2015

HBC at The Chap Olympiad

Pictured here are a few of the usual rogues with the man behind <em>The Chap</em>, Editor <strong>Gustav Temple</strong> who was keen to have his picture taken with the Club.
Pictured above are a few of the usual Handlebar Club rogues
with The Man In The Cream Suit, The Chap, Editor Gustav Temple

The HBC was represented at the 2015 Chap Olympiad by members Allan Robinson, Julien Sanchez, Russell Youles, Barry Copson, Tom Cutler, Ryan Pike, Gary McCann, Gary Gronnestad, Philip Smith and Soren Ragsdale.

Pictured above are a few of the usual rogues with the man behind The Chap, Editor Gustav Temple (in cream suit!) who was keen to have his picture taken with the club.

The Members excelled themselves in the final game of the day Not Playing Tennis where Allan and Ryan took it easy in a couple of deck chairs whilst Philip, Soren and Julien dismantled the entire tennis court and packed it away off stage. A resounding victory to end a fun packed day!

Fishy Business!

Handlebar Club Members Allan Robinson, Julien Sanchez and Ryan Pike visit the West Vlaamse Snorren Club in Belgium
Handlebar Club Members Allan Robinson, Julien Sanchez and Ryan Pike (on right)
visit the West Vlaamse Snorren Club in Belgium

On the 27th June, Club members Allan Robinson, Julien Sanchez and Ryan Pike popped over to Brugge in Belgium to meet with the West Vlaamse Snorren Club for their annual Maatjesweekend or Herring Festival.

The weather for the trip could not have been better and the club staged the event in the historic Vismarkt (fish market) where the beer flowed all afternoon and a good time was had by all.

A return trip is planned in September for the annual Mussel Festival which no doubt will be a very similar affair.

HBC Visit to Antwerp

The Handlebar and Deerstalker Club arrive in Antwerp
The Handlebar and Deerstalker Club arrive in Antwerp.
Rod, Alan, Ryan and Allan in full regalia.

On the 5th June 2015, several HBC club members visited our friends at the Snorrenclub Antwerp for the Moustache of the Year parade which takes place every two years. This year the club was represented by President Rod Littlewood, Alan Spencer, Ryan Pike and Prime Handlebar Allan Robinson, pictured below in full regalia.

After a very convivial evening of good food and beer with our hosts on the Friday night, the members met at the official meeting point (De Konincklijke Snor) on Saturday and joined in marching through the town to the main square where local man Jan Matthys was presented with his award. The club members were slightly surprised at this point as they had to sing the Snorrenclubís traditional moustache anthem in Flemish, but they think they got away with it (mouths opened and closed, but very little sound came out!)

A champagne reception was then held at the glorious town hall with the vice-Mayor of Antwerp (not the Mayor of Amsterdam, Alan) followed by live music and more festivities back at the bar, with a small detour to have a quick drink with the local constabulary.

Rod presented Ronnie Vermeulen with a salver from the HBC as a token of our appreciation
Rod presented Ronnie Vermeulen with an HBC salver.

Later in the evening, Rod presented Ronnie Vermeulen with a salver from the HBC as a token of our appreciation for being invited to the event and for the Sterling work he had undertaken organising the whole affair. More excellent Belgian beer flowed and the party then went on in typical fashion to the wee small hours of the morning.

Hitchin a ride to a Competition

Handlebar Club Moustache Category contestants at the Hitchin Beard and Moustache Competition.<br />L-R Chris Wall, James Dyer, Allan Robinson and Ryan Pike
Handlebar Club Moustache Category contestants at
the Hitchin Beard and Moustache Competition.
L-R Chris Wall, James Dyer, Allan Robinson and Ryan Pike

First Beard and Moustache Competition in Hitchin, Hertfordshire attracted Handlebar Club Members Chris Wall, James Dyer, Allan Robinson and Ryan Pike to try their luck again on the catwalk, having enjoyed acclaim at the Wessex Beardsmen's Competition in April. It was the very first beard and moustache competition in the town and was well supported; mounted by a beard and moustache grooming products company.

Handlebar Club Moustache Category Winners at the Hitchin Beard and Moustache Competition. L-R: 1st Allan Robinson, 2nd Chris Wall, 3rd James Dyer
Handlebar Club Moustache Category Winners at
the Hitchin Beard and Moustache Competition.
L-R: 1st Allan Robinson, 2nd Chris Wall, 3rd James Dyer

Ryan says,

“There was only one moustache category which included Natural, Waxed, Partial Beard etc. and with hindsight I think if the competitions grows it would be best to separate them out a bit. It was the first time that Allan got placed believe it or not. I was apparently fourth of nine entries hence no banana for me!

Taking The Pith to The Pasty

Allan Robinson and Ryan Pike at the World Pasty Championships in Cornwall
Allan Robinson and Ryan Pike at the World Pasty Championships in Cornwall

Ryan Pike and Allan Robinson donned their Pith Helmets and travelled to Cornwall. Ryan says,

“Me and Allan popped down to the World Pasty Championships in Cornwall and dressed for the occasion, became a bit of a tourist attraction.

“It was a long drive but we had a lot of fun and we cheered on Southwick pasty maker Richard Shaw of 'Twisted Pasties' who had made the World's most expensive pasty (costing £235). The venue gave us a perfect opportunity to don our pith helmets as you can see!

The Handlebar Club 2015 Calendar

Give a unique Gift to the Moustache In Your Life! The Handlebar Club 2015 Calendar will give almost year of pleasure, and help Stepping Stones Down Syndrome Support Group into the bargain. Click / Tap on the picture to buy one now On Sale for £5 inc. UK P&P from our Big Cartel Shop
Give a unique Gift to the Moustache In Your Life! The Handlebar Club 2015 Calendar will give almost year of pleasure, and help Stepping Stones Down Syndrome Support Group into the bargain. Click / Tap on the picture to buy one now!
On Sale for £5 inc. UK P&P from our Big Cartel Shop

The Handlebar Club 2015 Calendar is now ON SALE so if you're looking for a collectable and unique gift, click on the picture above and buy some.

The Calendar is an A4 28 page saddle-stitched booklet with 12 glossy photos of the Handlebar Club members upholding the founding members’ idea of getting moustache wearers together for general conviviality.

Prices are now down to £5.00 including P&P (UK only, for overseas shipping use the option to add £2.00 in the Shopping Cart) or pop along in person to the Handlebar Club First Friday meetings and the AGM and collect one for £5.00. All proceeds are going to Stepping Stones Down Syndrome Support Group.

Hove Handlebar Wedding

Members of The Handlebar Club attended the wedding of fellow member Aaron Burns to his Partner John Jones at St Andrews Church, Hove on January 31st - Photo: Sarah Olivier
Members of The Handlebar Club attended the wedding of fellow member Aaron Burns to his Partner John Jones at St Andrews Church, Hove on January 31st.
Photo: Sarah Olivier

On the 31st of January members of the Handlebar Club Philip Smith, Russell Youles, Allan Robinson and the club's musical maestro Tom Carradine attended the wedding of fellow member Aaron Burns to his Partner John Jones at St Andrews Church, Hove.

A fantastic day with a superb choir, a moving Aria, street fire dancers and an impromptu Cockney sing-a-long performed by Tom on the pub piano at the reception.

A great day and we wish them all the best for the future!

The Handlebar Club Annual General Meeting

The Arundel House Hotel, Chesterton Road, Cambridge
The Arundel House Hotel, Chesterton Road, Cambridge

Tthe 2015 AGM weekend will be held at the Arundel House Hotel, Chesterton Road, Cambridge CB4 3AN, on the weekend of Friday 27th and Saturday 28th of March.

Beautifully located overlooking the river Cam and open parkland, this 103 room hotel is only a short walk across the park known as Jesus Green, to the city centre and the wealth of fascinating architecture for which Cambridge is famous. There is a free car park and a bar serving draught ale.

Club Members and Friends can find booking details and prices in The Secretary's Invitation letter, available to view in the Members Lounge

The Handlebar Club Christmas Lunch

Some of the Members and Friends at The Handlebar Club's Christmas Lunch at The Shelleys Hotel, Lewes on 13th December
Some of the Members and Friends at The Handlebar Club's Christmas Lunch at The Shelleys Hotel, Lewes on 13th December

Members, their families and Friends gathered at The Shelleys Hotal in Lewes, East Sussex on Saturday 13th December, and enjoyed a pre-prandial pint (well, not the very young ones of course) in the bar lounge before sitting down to an excellent three-course Christmas lunch.

Your reviewer and his companion chose the Duck Hash starter, which was a very tasty patty of shredded duck, bacon and potato surrounded by strips of braised cabbage, garnished with a light piquant sauce.

The Traditional sliced Turkey breast with all the trimmings came next, washed down with an acceptable chilled Chilean Sauvignon Blanc from the Bar.

The Finale was Traditional Christmas Plum Pudding, entertaining garnished with a half fresh strawberry, providing a much-needed citrus sting to counteract the sweetness of the surrounding Brandy Sauce.

Handlebar Club President Rod Littlewood made a short speech thanking everyone for attending, and wished the present company and "all men (and women)" a Very Merry Christmas!

Don't forget that The Handlebar Club 2015 Calendar is still on sale from our Big Cartel Shop so if you're looking for that inspired last-minute gift, click on the red link below and buy a few for friends.

Movember Times

The Times Monday November 10th - ‘Hair raising: The Handlebar Club shows how it is done for Movember, the men's health charity that celebrates moustaches - Photos by Matthew Lloyd

The Times of 10th November has published this photo-montage of Movember Mos attending our November monthly Windsor Castle pub First Friday meet - Photos by Matthew Lloyd.

Can you name each of these gentlemen members of The Handlebar Club?

Movember Mo'ket Harborough

Market Harborough changes its name for Movember

The town of Market Harborough has become the first place in the UK to change its name for Movember becoming Mo'ket Harborough, reports BBC News Leicestershire.

“The Leicestershire town has a new sign and the building society has changed its name.

“The name change has been backed by Movember UK, Prostate Cancer UK, Harborough MP Edward Garnier and the local district members of The Handlebar Moustache Club of Great Britain.”

Movember Moustache Mania

Itís Movember! Grow a moustache and raise awareness about menís health issues. The Gentlemen of the Handlebar Moustache Club and The Chiswick Calendar wish you Happy Movember!